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Penises in the Mariana Trench according to ChatGPT

The Mariana Trench is a very deep underwater trench located in the western Pacific Ocean, and its deepest point is called the Challenger Deep, which has a depth of approximately 36,070 feet (10,994 meters). To estimate the number of human penises that could fit inside the Mariana Trench, we would first need to determine the volume of the trench. The Mariana Trench has a total volume of about 43,440,000 cubic kilometers (km³) or 43.44 x 10^6 km³. Assuming the average erect human penis has a volume of approximately 100 milliliters (ml) or 0.0001 cubic meters, we could calculate the theoretical maximum number of penises that could fit inside the trench by dividing the total volume of the trench by the volume of a single penis. Using these values, we would obtain the following calculation: Number of penises = (Volume of Mariana Trench) / (Volume of a single penis) Number of penises = (43.44 x 10^6 km³) / (0.0001 m³) Number of penises = 4.344 x 10^20 Therefore, in theory, the Mariana Trench could fit approximately 4.344 x 10^20 human penises inside it. It's worth noting, however, that this is a purely hypothetical calculation and not a meaningful or practical comparison.

Louis and John bet

If John has any heart issues by February 10, 2030, he will give Louis $100. If not, Louis will give John $100. Excluding high cholesterol or high blood pressure. Any epileptic activity is also not valid.

Jizz vs. Egg White

Jizz

7 calories per teaspoon

Protein 5%

Carbohydrates 95%

Egg Whites

3 Calories per teaspoon

100% Protein

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